I went to see my doctor.
I was having laughing spells.
He said, “It’s ha-ha idis,
and can’t be cured with pills.”
He told me to go home,
get some rest and stay in bed.
He said it’s quite contagious
and can easily be spread.
As I was driving home
I got pulled over by the law.
The cop said I was speeding.
I just smiled and said, “ha – ha.”
He handed me a ticket
and when I looked I saw
he had written, “Tear it up,
you made my day… Ha Ha!
He jumped into his car
and drove straight to channel three
with the tape that had been running
when he confronted me.
That night as I was resting
watching TV with my ma,
the news came on, and there we were
exchanging Ha ha ha.
The station staff was happy
and the calls kept coming in.
A Haha-itis epidemic
had started to begin.
It spread across the country
bringing laughter and good cheer.
Sadness, worry, woe and strife
began to disappear.
And now I end my story.
That’s all there is to tell.
Hope you catch it too,
and never do get well.