Here’s my Christmas list.
I’m not a kid… It’s true.
But even so, I hope you know
I still believe in you.
My needs today are different.
I don’t have a child’s greed.
And to make it easy for you,
there’s just one thing I need.
I know you’re awfully busy.
That fact is widely known,
so if you’ll give me cash this year,
I’ll go and buy my own.
I’ll look at a Mercedes,
or a Jaguar would be nice.
So don’t be stingey with your gift.
I’m sure you know their price.
I’ll leave some milk and cookies
out for you… you jolly man.
Don’t eat them lest you bring the cash.
Hope you understand…