I thought Rose was a beauty
the first time that we met.
But her beauty soon departed
when she lit a cigarette.
Smoke came streaming from her mouth
and sailed across my nose.
She became a stink weed,
and no longer was a rose.
Lefties
In the very beginning when God made woman and man, He realized some were smarter and devised a glorious plan. He gathered the intelligent, and to tell them from the rest, made them all left handed to identify His best. So when you see a lefty,...